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The Canadian Auto Workers union is calling on Ontarians to
stop buying Molson products because of recent job cuts
at the brewery.
.... Hey, when autoworkers stop drinkin' beer, it's damm
serious!!!!

A Florida phone sex operator has won worker's compensation for
self abuse. The 40 year old woman claimed she was injured after
regularly masturbating at work, sometimes as often as 7 times a
day. Her lawyer says she developed carpal tunnel syndrome -- also
known as repetitive strain injury -- in both hands.
.... sounds more like "carnal" tunnel syndrome.
.... But, ya don't see home shopping network operators hauling out
their mastercards and buying up shit, do ya??!?!?!

A 20 year old Medford, Oregon man was recently hired as a salesman
for Victoria's Secret. The part-time river rafting guid applied to
sell intimate apparel on a dare last month. Company managers say it's
unusual but decline to say exactly how many men the actually have
hired.
.... he should do okay if he can just keep from giggling uncontrollably.

Tennis star Jim Courier was arrested on drunk driving charges in Athens,
Georgia last week.
.... police say he had just finished a set of mixed doubles.

An Austrian man who became separated from his mother 55 years ago has
found her in the Ukraine after a 2 year search.
.... upon reuniting, the woman slapped him upside the head and said "I told
you to stay with the shopping cart!!!!!"

Horror writer Stephen King has been seen hobbling around Boston's Newbury
district as he recovers from injuries sustained this summer when a van hit him
as he walked down a country road. King says he's been having problems writing
since the accident.
.... as evidenced in his latest work.. THE HOBBLE.

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