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Nov 22-30/99

A British drug company says it hopes to have a cannabis based medicine
ready to be prescribed by doctores within 3 or 4 years. The medicine
will come in the form of lozenges and inhalers.

.... critics say those expectations are HIGH
.... doses aren't high.. you just take a tokin' amount ...


A 45 year old San Francisco man has been charged with using a high
power magnet to sexually stimulate people known to have had their
sexual body parts pierced.

.... witnesses do recall him always pointing north for some reason.
.... a guy like that can have alot of pull around that kind of people.


A Norfolk Virginia neurosurgeon, known for his community benevolence
has now become the target of a recent investigation for his obsession
with a prostitute. Police have charged him with prescription fraud
for providing the hooker with illiegal prescriptions to addictive drugs,
including narcotic painkillers.

.... when he asked how the cops knew, they said.. "Duh... it's not brainsurgery"


A former drug addict in Amsterdam, Holland admitted last week to stealing
close to 50,000 bicycles to fuel his drug habit.

.... at first he denied the thefts but then he started to backpeddle.


A French author who describes himself as athe world's greatest Peeping
Tom has Paris feminists upset over his latest book called "Peeping:
And getting Away With It.".

.... understandably... only available in Hard cover.


Fish stores in the Winnipeg area have noticed an increase in incidents of
shoplifting over the last month. Lobster and Shrimp seem to be the target
of choice among thieves.

.... just look for the most recent maritmer to move to Winnipeg.
.... cops say they have little to go on, although they do admit that
something smells fishy.


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